Teenage Love

teenage lov..haihz..mine suxx..
Message: TEENAGE LOVE

You opened this.
So
you`ll
get kissed by
the love
of your life on
Friday. Unless you break
this
chain, then you
won`t get kissed on
Friday. Read
this first...

Boy: I love you
more than the air I breath
Girl: I'm always
here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's
wrong?
Boy: I like her
so much.
Girl: Talk to
her.
Boy: I don't
know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say
that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want
her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell
her.
Boy: She won't
like me.
Girl: How do you
know that?
Boy: I can just
tell.
Girl: Well just
tell her.
Boy: What should
I say?
Girl: Tell her
how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her
that daily.
Girl: what do
you mean?
Boy: I'm always
with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how
you feel. I have the same
problem.But
he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who
do you like?
Girl: Oh some
boy.
Boy: Oh... she
won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you
know?
Girl: Because,
who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're
wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you
too.
Girl: So are you
going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.


Ignore this, and
you`ll be cursed with 20
years of
bad
relationships.

Girls- If you
think this is sweet, repost it.
Guys- If you are
man enough to say this
to a
chick, repost it.

Repost this as
*TEENAGE LOVE*

A VIRGIN JOKE

A boy goes over and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out
and #########

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks
the
boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family
pack
because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being
his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated.
The
boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
had
no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute
you will

have bad sex for life!!!



&while i'm at it.


Because u opened this, u will get
kissed
on friday by

the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da
best day of ur life, so

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U
BREAK
IT, U WILL HAVE

RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN
YEARS!!!!!!!!

Repost this as : : A VIRGIN JOKE

How to say I love you?

How to say i love you?

1. take a deep breath,..
2. open your mouth,..
3. carefully take out the words,...
4.you know what?
5. i have to tell you something,...
6. I.....
7. love,..
8. you,..
9. post this bulletin...in 5 minutes
if
you want someone to tell you ~ I LOVE
YOU~ ,...
10. if you ignore this,.. ur love at
this very moment will leave u,...

ur time starts now...

if you miss someone read this

Be honest
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If u really like someone right now,
**************************
And miss them right at this moment,
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And can't get them out of your head,
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Then re-post this titled "if you miss
someone read this"
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Within one minute,
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And whoever you are missing,
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Will surprise you tomorrow.
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BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE
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WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS